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SUN SHADE - If only you could attach it to a hat


TAGS: sunshade hats
Rating: 4.02/5

More motifakes by IllicoPresto

Chef - May 4, 2010, 7:12 pm
It is unfortunate that this guy is probably the BRAINS of his posse!
Koradan - November 6, 2009, 2:34 pm
File this under "DEE de DEEEEEE" TURN THE DAMN HAT AROUND, DOUCHE!!!!
IllicoPresto - September 4, 2009, 12:20 am
If it's been done before, i neversaw it.
Haarakkon - September 3, 2009, 11:59 pm
I think Airman had it, very similar concept.
agdaniele - September 3, 2009, 11:53 pm
To quote a famous motifaker... I don't get it.
Sean - September 3, 2009, 11:48 pm
*thing (not this)
Sean - September 3, 2009, 11:47 pm
If it was the second this you said, I'd expect you to already be domniating the big board already -- you know you wanna.
agdaniele - September 3, 2009, 11:46 pm
Either this has been done recently, or I'm Nostradamusin' the fuuk outta this site.


DIRE FACEBOOK WARNING - YIKES!




EX-GIRLFRIEND -




LAZINESS - Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.


TAGS: laziness capital sin sunny
Rating: 4.5/5

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Hawamleh - December 19, 2010, 7:45 pm
See here this is a great poster, but you should take it easy man, remember quality over quantity.


ANCIENT PEOPLE WORSHIPPED THE SUN - But now we came to our senses and we worship a carpenter from 2000 years ago.


TAGS: sun worship
Rating: 3.2/5

More motifakes by lucasliso

toad36 - September 17, 2015, 3:56 pm
Steal a quote from the Simpsons and add a picture of the Sun. Clever.


unsinkable 2 -


TAGS: sunk
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Pikeman - November 5, 2015, 4:43 pm
Unsinkable does not mean unburnable.
TheHornyGoat - October 16, 2015, 11:47 pm
... and here I thought the owner was just saying he was rich enough to own two boats! 5L
nobodyofdistinction - September 7, 2015, 3:49 pm
It might just be his second boat, that doesn't imply unsinkable I sunk, maybe he already has an unsinkable III and an unsinkable IV in his collection and all 4 of them are just fine.
mizzdizz - August 14, 2015, 11:22 pm
LOL! Ummm the Titanic??? What happened to 'Unsinkable' the first one? Am I asking too many questions and why is the owner chasing me off with a speargun? LOL! 2 Funny! 5LOL lions!
concern3 - August 13, 2015, 3:29 pm
Excellent Observation a 5er
JesusWept - August 13, 2015, 3:02 pm
Raising the bar. Again. L L L L L


SMILE - Today, give a stranger one of your smiles. It might be the only sunshine he sees all day.


TAGS: smiles sunset smiley birds
Rating: 4.12/5

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Sean - July 3, 2010, 8:31 pm
In honor of this poster I just vomitted a happy face.
agdaniele - July 3, 2010, 2:20 pm
Well said.
rerun - July 3, 2010, 12:22 pm

nice.


TIGHT LEATHER JACKETS - They are aweso- Hey, wait a minute...


TAGS: tan fail owned leather skin beach sun
Rating: 2.9/5

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faulty switch - August 9, 2009, 12:30 am
gross gross gross oh thats GROSS!


THOSE WHO SAY... -


TAGS: sunshine summer rain dance
Rating: 4.87/5

More motifakes by steph1

Attheready - October 6, 2011, 4:55 pm
I made this my phone background. Helps keep things in perspective. Truly haunting.
steph1 - May 12, 2011, 3:18 am
thank you gentlemen - glad you like it - it even got a nice spin-off #134653
Reality Lord - May 11, 2011, 10:41 pm

yup.
heyyouandthehuhwhats - May 11, 2011, 9:32 pm
wow that is really nice!!!
Faceplant31 - May 11, 2011, 1:52 pm
This is my favorite of yours. Very good.


KAMINA - Proud member of the Squirtle Squad




24/7 -




WHAT COULD BE MORE WONDERFUL -


TAGS: love romance sunset beach tranny
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by TheTrashHeap

CaptainBaked - January 2, 2011, 10:19 am
or her strong hands... orthe sight of her bulging.... adams apple?
ICEMAN - June 26, 2010, 2:32 am
Been vacationing in Thailand again?


WAKE UP! - It's a new day. Excitement awaits. Life is sweet. Unless your day sucks... In which case: CHEER UP! Tomorrow is a new day.




CANADIAN GIRLS -


TAGS: snow sun shovels
Rating: 4.68/5

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crazybitch101 - April 8, 2011, 11:05 am
o yea work it girls take it off
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 8, 2011, 10:04 am
BC is bloody tropical compared to Manitoba......
jcatbc - April 8, 2011, 10:00 am
trust me it is i live in BC Canada and my town averges -30 in the winter and there is 2 feet of snow on the ground all winter
Trolanator - March 31, 2011, 12:15 am
must be very cold up there ;)
agdaniele - March 29, 2011, 9:20 am
Love it!


TSUNAMI GODZILLA -


TAGS: japan tsunami godzilla earthquake
Rating: 3.9/5

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agdaniele - March 13, 2011, 5:49 pm
Yes!


DUMB BLONDE JOKES - I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde.


TAGS: dumb blonde joke lady sunny
Rating: 3/5

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twill1962 - September 22, 2012, 9:02 pm
Dolly Parton said it first.


THE CREATOR -


TAGS: every star a sun crankyhead
Rating: 4.86/5

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Sean - October 15, 2010, 4:13 pm
He MAKES the time. He's the Creator.
crankyhead - October 14, 2010, 7:38 pm
LOL! Ice
ICEMAN - October 14, 2010, 7:01 pm
Perhaps he singles you out because he hears you screaming his name all the time. ;)


MEN NIPPLES - we finally find them useful!


TAGS: men nipples sunglasses ring piercing beach fat
Rating: 2.13/5

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Pikeman - June 17, 2013, 12:38 pm
Men's nipples are every bit as capable of producing useful quantities of baby food as women's nipples.
marcelo - April 6, 2008, 9:20 pm
ajajaaj no mamees bandaa se la mamaron


MOMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA -


TAGS: reminder mothers day is this sunday
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

pzykosiz - May 8, 2016, 3:44 am
if you get her a bad present, you could have just continued the lyrics
maoworks2 - May 6, 2016, 1:33 pm
Great One.
concern3 - May 4, 2016, 4:08 pm
nice, UP yours


A NEW DAY -


TAGS: day sun rising cholesterol planet
Rating: 4.87/5

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gas - January 21, 2012, 10:01 am
hahaha thx
djrcreative - January 21, 2012, 4:53 am
Best. Bacon. Poster. Ever. 5L :D


HAPPINES -


TAGS: happy rain sun shower burnt
Rating: 4.85/5

More motifakes by caveman

holymoly - February 8, 2012, 12:34 pm
@Gary... tahnks for the GIMP tip.. I dont have shop either, and was hoping to find a good tool... the name is appropriate too
GaryO - February 8, 2012, 10:37 am
Ah yes, the smudge tool Those of us with zero budget for Photoshop, there’s a free program called GIMP It’s got tons of tools, more than my mind will conquer anyway, along with the smudge and rotate (at any angle) tools, etc. Love your work, cave
caveman - February 8, 2012, 10:18 am
cheer Gary, and i did use photoshop, i think it's the smudge tool if i'm not mistaken.
GaryO - February 8, 2012, 9:18 am
...and I should pay attention to spell check
GaryO - February 8, 2012, 9:17 am
n-i-c-e, thanks for showin' the way for us pre-noobs, cave. Did you use pohotshop, or just paint with GIMP touch up?
Greeny - February 8, 2012, 6:30 am
priorities, dude
caveman - February 8, 2012, 1:48 am
And to think, if only i put this much effort into my Uni work...
caveman - February 8, 2012, 1:13 am
pshhh, they wish they could afford me
Verdeckt - February 8, 2012, 1:08 am
You 5hould work for Hallmark


SUNRISE -


TAGS: pzy sunrise wake up light
Rating: 4.46/5

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Ozbad - July 23, 2012, 6:22 pm
lol for me .. it means bed time .


SUNSETS - Of course, they're pretty. That's to distract you from the fact that another day of your life is GONE FOREVER.


TAGS: sunsets death
Rating: 4.96/5

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mariand - July 11, 2011, 6:48 pm
awe5ome...:)
DemonFeather - July 10, 2011, 9:55 pm
But sunrises...well. That's beautiful and only the beginning.
Reality Lord - July 9, 2011, 3:13 pm

first two posters solid intro dude. keep em comin
rerun - July 9, 2011, 10:23 am

Nice.


JAPAN 11-03-2011 -


TAGS: earhquake tsunami good luck our thoughts with you
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by steph1

rerun - March 18, 2011, 7:36 am

STOP. NOW. END OF DISCUSSION. One more word from RRH on this and see the hand
RedRightHand - March 18, 2011, 6:00 am
I'll talk about anything you want. Yes, the comment was in poor taste. It happens - I've read the side. But you might want to re=-read your history on Japanese agression in the 20th century - check out Rape of Nanking, for example, then talk to me
GySgt1811 - March 14, 2011, 4:41 pm
I remembered, and also remembered it was irrelevant. All prayers and material help to our friends, the Sons of Nippon.
crankyhead - March 14, 2011, 3:12 pm
Wow, a geriatric troll... now i've seen everything.
voodoo3535 - March 14, 2011, 10:28 am
Douche.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 13, 2011, 10:31 pm
Don't bring up shit from 60 years ago. We don't strive for drama here. and believe it or not we have members that weren't on the allied side. (and some that joined in a little late...you wanna talk about that?...I didn't think so)
RedRightHand - March 13, 2011, 10:26 pm
Remember Pearl Harbor now?
TwistedNinjaPirate - March 11, 2011, 11:35 pm
Prayers to the land of the rising sun and the islands of paradise
culos - March 11, 2011, 3:21 pm
Amen


GERMANS - You know you have Germans at your holiday resort if there have been beach towels on the sun loungers since 6am.




ROMANTIC SUNSETS - Not for you. For you - only rainy days. And miserable loneliness.


TAGS: romantic sunsets rainy days miserable loneliness rnr
Rating: 2.41/5

More motifakes by RnR

Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 3, 2008, 1:10 am
I don't. Is it from a film? How many words? Can we play charades?
Sean - October 2, 2008, 7:15 pm
Uhmm, still here ... c'mon, somebody has to recognize this window ...
AdAm - October 2, 2008, 6:44 pm
that's what this site used to be. not stupid sh*t like we always get subjected to. way to take it back to the roots RnR
RnR - September 5, 2008, 11:21 am
erm, i borrowed the picture :s
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 5, 2008, 11:16 am
RnR, did you take this picture? It's striking. BTW, great demotivation!
RnR - September 5, 2008, 6:19 am
It's a Belgian window...
Sean - September 5, 2008, 1:29 am
(But seriously, if your recognise this window, then call your mom now and tell her to untie me and let me the fuck out ... I gotta get to work ... please.)
Sean - September 5, 2008, 12:48 am
(Hey motifakers, doesn't that just look so much like the window ... of your parent's basement -- as seen from the inside?)
Sean - September 5, 2008, 12:46 am
(Great.)


BATMAN SUCKS -




IMMORTALITY - Million long for immortality who don't know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon Susan Ertz


TAGS: million immortality sunday
Rating: 4.65/5

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Cyberhagen - June 21, 2011, 1:08 pm
Hmm.. good point! OTOH, with all that time on my hands, I'm sure I'd figure something out.


Sunday School -


TAGS: sunday school mencken
Rating: 4.23/5

More motifakes by BobbEdwards

motifayk - July 7, 2013, 12:44 pm
This applies to a lot of other such schools in most religions.
Reality Lord - July 7, 2013, 7:46 am

thjis is really nice bob. consider dropping this over to religifake as well. i think Moooooo would really like this.


SOME THINGS -


TAGS: childhood imagination to infinity sunwolf
Rating: 4.93/5

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Reality Lord - May 19, 2011, 7:44 am

awesome...fav'd. my fav collection is basically the AM collection...p'ffft
Greeny - May 19, 2011, 6:06 am
I beg to differ; while I didn't really have a costume to go with my wings,they did allow me to fly... just not very horizontally.
MPsniper - May 19, 2011, 5:07 am
stupid humans: WARNING, costume does not allow you to really fly.
forseti - May 19, 2011, 4:21 am
I never had one ;(
Greeny - May 18, 2011, 9:13 pm
I did that once - how true it is
spacedog - May 18, 2011, 7:57 pm
Excellent. 5L Airman


unappreciated -


TAGS: sun moon
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - November 7, 2015, 1:54 pm
I enjoy surfing, hiking, and other outdoor activities----I worship the sun and bask in its warmth---yes, I have been burnt! 5L Sho!
Greeny - November 4, 2015, 6:04 am
I don't trust her, I got burnt once...
GaryO - November 4, 2015, 5:24 am
Nice...from the mind of Sho


KAYAKING - Like this is going to end well.




* WEAR SUNSCREEN * - Ladies and Gentlemen of the class of '99 If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be it.


TAGS: wear sunscreen baz luhrmann rnr
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by RnR

HtD - January 19, 2009, 11:55 pm
Bacon always gets five from me.
RnR - September 3, 2008, 12:03 pm
you know, i expected it to rate higher.. after all it has got bacon in it :)


REALITY -


TAGS: rain tsunami fall rerun
Rating: 4.89/5

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Reality Lord - November 16, 2010, 5:28 pm

ehem....nicley done kid!
ICEMAN - November 15, 2010, 12:16 am
Dayammmmn, I didn't know you were multi-lingual rereun. 5 tsunamis... classic.
tellitlikeitis - November 14, 2010, 7:50 pm
Fantastic pic and message Rerun.


EDUCATION - has produced a vast population able to read but unable to distinguish what is worth reading.


TAGS: education reading newspaper sunny
Rating: 4.6/5

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RandomPixilator - December 21, 2010, 12:27 am
Hence we have Facebook, or tabloids
SunnyDay - December 20, 2010, 7:33 pm
thanks
foresti - December 20, 2010, 6:38 pm
great! 5L + fav!


SOCCER FANS -




REACH - You won't realize the distance you've walked until you take a look around and realize how far you've been.




GLOWING SQUID - Brought to you by the Tohoku Japan tsunami ...




PERSPECTIVE - In a cosmic perspective, most human concerns seem insignificant, even petty. Carl Sagan


TAGS: venus sun earth humankind insignificant
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by mdr80

Sho - June 11, 2012, 11:59 pm
It's all about perspective
mdr80 - June 11, 2012, 4:51 pm
It is your comment that is insignificant. It means absolutely nothing.
spacedog - June 11, 2012, 3:36 am
I like it. It reminds me of 72464 and that one is in the hall of fame. 5L
EmilioDumphque - June 11, 2012, 3:14 am
It is the transit of Venus that is insignificant. It means absolutely nothing.
mdr80 - June 5, 2012, 10:48 pm
If the shoe fits then wear it. If you were looking for something inspirational you came to a demotivational website. I'm simply putting into perspective the transit of Venus between the earth and sun. This event is huge and reminds me of how small we are
Sho - June 5, 2012, 10:25 pm
I, on the other hand, don't like to think of myself as anything related to nothing/worthless/unimportant
mdr80 - June 5, 2012, 6:42 pm
It's tough to draw a comparison when we're compared to the vastness of the cosmos or microbial life. One extreme or the other. If and when we find a species "similar" to ourselves, i still think we'll be the laughing stock of the universe.
mariand - June 5, 2012, 6:36 pm
as I said, Sagan is right, but we belive that we are a very important piece in the universe, so we cannot accept that our concerns are insignificant or petty, even if, deep inside, we admit that we are as the dust in the wind, compared with the universe.
mdr80 - June 5, 2012, 6:09 pm
unacceptable it may be but we do show promise as curious pioneers of our universe yet astronomy teaches us our insignificance in nature
mariand - June 5, 2012, 5:59 pm
true... but unacceptable


I KNOW... - The sun never sets on a Badass




GLOWING REAR END -




MR M -


TAGS: mr m internet dies sunlight again
Rating: 4.48/5

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gas - February 1, 2012, 4:07 pm
mom? dad? friends? xD


EVERYONE IS STARING AT US - It's not enough that your ass is so huge, but you had to bring a monkey to a public park? Honestly, Patricia!


TAGS: seurat park jettee sunday monkey bustle
Rating: 3.7/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 5, 2012, 2:45 am
Nobody ever comes around at 2 AM anymore....
caveman - December 16, 2011, 1:47 am
Over 6000 comments!!! WTF
agdaniele - March 30, 2011, 11:24 pm
It's Motitwist, not Big Rock Candy Mountain, nor is it your pre-teen summer camp.... so, although there will be no smores, you can rest assured that there also won't be any camp counsellors who refer to you as canteen boy.
ICEMAN - March 30, 2011, 9:04 pm
Will there be smores?
agdaniele - March 30, 2011, 8:08 pm
I'm going to set up camp at motitwist, but want to shoot a quick hello to the crew, the esteemed 2%ers, and those noobs who I've had the pleasure to interact with!
agdaniele - March 19, 2011, 11:09 pm
Take it easy, space.
spacedog - March 19, 2011, 10:57 pm
Gentlemen, it has been a pleasure chatting. Till next time, cheers.
Hawamleh - March 15, 2011, 11:14 am
I think the comment system isn't working here...
agdaniele - March 15, 2011, 2:39 am
Down, but not out, my friends. Peace and love!
pzykosiz - March 10, 2011, 2:22 am
Looks like we've only got the first thousand comments instead of the last thousand now.
ICEMAN - March 10, 2011, 1:18 am
Who stole the regulars?
ICEMAN - March 9, 2011, 11:35 pm
Truer words were never said
Hawamleh - February 7, 2011, 6:15 pm
my mind is full of fuck because of what you just said.
showmeone - February 7, 2011, 2:58 pm
...because of burnt grass & the smell of sulfide gas ??
Hawamleh - February 7, 2011, 2:37 pm
Yep, hardly find more than 1 person online when I'm on...
TheTrashHeap - February 7, 2011, 12:37 pm
It's beginning to look a lot like Cheezburger around here. Spread it too thin and all substance is lost.
agdaniele - February 4, 2011, 12:32 am
Why do I bother drinking Guinness? It's not enough that we welcomed the squirt gun from the island of misfit toys... but nobody is around to chat with, either? Christ, this place...
agdaniele - January 14, 2011, 2:46 am
Mooooo, it's been a pleasure.
5150monkeylove - December 29, 2010, 1:54 am
no worries, I am about to bail
Claire - December 29, 2010, 1:37 am
That's cool. I'd get on but I'm at my grandparents' and there's very little privacy.
5150monkeylove - December 29, 2010, 1:12 am
Just kickin back on vent
Claire - December 29, 2010, 12:29 am
How is everyone tonight?
Claire - December 19, 2010, 9:58 pm
that*
Claire - December 19, 2010, 9:58 pm
I'm not really sure what the means, but it sounds like fun.
agdaniele - December 19, 2010, 9:30 pm
I know... I've got a life or something. Scary!
Claire - December 19, 2010, 8:56 pm
Thanks, Ag. Long time no see.
agdaniele - December 19, 2010, 8:35 pm
Nice to see you around, Claire... you're doing some fine work. Hope all is well.
agdaniele - December 18, 2010, 2:23 pm
Catch you later 5150... this ain't my scene.
5150monkeylove - December 17, 2010, 12:56 am
guess you bailed. anybody else breathing?
5150monkeylove - December 17, 2010, 12:20 am
I didnt get a vacation this year, it's not a big deal
5150monkeylove - December 17, 2010, 12:19 am
other 1/2 is sending you a message for an opinion
Claire - December 17, 2010, 12:15 am
That sounds good. I have my last final tomorrow and then it's Christmas break.
5150monkeylove - December 17, 2010, 12:14 am
and a xmas miracle for the family. better than turkey day
5150monkeylove - December 17, 2010, 12:13 am
alive and well. new shift 4 10's. more crap to deal with daily, but more days off
Claire - December 17, 2010, 12:12 am
Pretty good. Yourself?
Claire - December 17, 2010, 12:12 am
Pretty good. Yourself?
5150monkeylove - December 16, 2010, 11:58 pm
yep. so how you doing?
Claire - December 16, 2010, 11:50 pm
I bet well all just got troll'd.
5150monkeylove - December 16, 2010, 11:47 pm
Halloween (rob zombie version) The perfect storm of genetics and environment to produce the perfect psychopath
5150monkeylove - December 16, 2010, 11:45 pm
that kind of crazy was no accident.
5150monkeylove - December 16, 2010, 11:44 pm
it did. I just thought I would bring on another encore before I quit.
Claire - December 16, 2010, 11:43 pm
It's like she would accidentally hit the caps lock button periodically while she was typing and was too lazy to fix it.
Claire - December 16, 2010, 11:42 pm
Oh Jesus lol. That got on my nerves. As if RANDOM words and CHAractERs need UNNECESSARY emphaSIS.
5150monkeylove - December 16, 2010, 11:40 pm
but CRAZYCHAT will NEVer DIE!!!!! (AAAAhahahahaaaaaa)
5150monkeylove - December 16, 2010, 11:39 pm
I can now move on to another topic.... there are only so many posters you can do about llamas and spewing filth before it gets old
5150monkeylove - December 16, 2010, 11:37 pm
I figured as much. i am lucky, laptop has built in mic as well as my other 1/2s
Claire - December 16, 2010, 11:36 pm
The llama was eliminated. No, I don't have Vent. ): No mic yet.
5150monkeylove - December 16, 2010, 11:34 pm
are you on the vent thingy?
5150monkeylove - December 16, 2010, 11:33 pm
has the llama been shaved? It seems like it is hiding from our cold reception
Claire - December 16, 2010, 11:32 pm
Well that's good.
5150monkeylove - December 16, 2010, 11:32 pm
DOING goood
5150monkeylove - December 16, 2010, 5:09 pm
speaking of dramallamas.... It has been quiet lately since the "cowboy up" discussion
Claire - December 16, 2010, 4:07 pm
Moo+ is the kind of guy where your feelings for him come later- in the form of Stockholm Syndrome.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 16, 2010, 4:02 pm
Hey look over there!!!!!!What?...that's how I woo.
5150monkeylove - December 16, 2010, 3:56 pm
I told you I am allergic to aggressive anal rape. (doesn't matter how I know) you will have to woo me first.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 16, 2010, 3:34 pm
Wait, I'm not Gay...(but I'd still assrape 51, just to teach him a lesson. (even though he's been taught before and still craves the cock)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 16, 2010, 3:32 pm
you say that now, but come over sometime....you;ll be walking funny for months........And I'm going to visit family, You won't understand 5150, since you were raised by skunks.
5150monkeylove - December 16, 2010, 3:27 pm
Just helping you out and giving you something to aspire to. I never knew you would feel shame and run away for the weekend. PS...don't kill yourself, there are midgets who love smaller guys
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 16, 2010, 3:25 pm
FYI guys...I'm going away for the weekend, I'll be back Sunday night, So, Now's a good time to stop sending me pics of your junk. @5150....That was mostly aimed at you.
5150monkeylove - December 14, 2010, 9:56 pm
hey all!
forseti - December 14, 2010, 5:19 pm
GCS looks like DonScorpione got a new middle initial...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2010, 10:09 am
Sorry, You're "goat cheese sammich" for now....GCS for short.
Hawamleh - December 14, 2010, 10:07 am
Yes sir mister mooo ( can you call me biz for the day)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2010, 9:31 am
don't you get it Hammy?...You are whatever I say you are. If I call you a goat cheese sammich, you're a goat cheese sammich.
Hawamleh - December 14, 2010, 9:02 am
why am I called the moti-virgin? anyway how about I call you daddy?(you too claire)
5150monkeylove - December 14, 2010, 1:15 am
oookaaayyyy..... anyways Hi all!
Claire - December 13, 2010, 8:42 pm
Masturbation doesn't count as sexual deviancy.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 13, 2010, 8:40 pm
Big words from The Moti-Virgin.
Hawamleh - December 13, 2010, 7:03 pm
Come on, you have no basis to not call me daddy, I am obviously superior to you in sexual deviancy, so you must call me daddy.
forseti - December 13, 2010, 6:31 pm
That's why I started with a new nick...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 13, 2010, 6:10 pm
So, Hammy made his 1000th post. But he did it by commenting on everything with no regard for content. I'll never call him Greybeard..(or Daddy)
Hawamleh - December 13, 2010, 5:29 pm
didn't hurt as much as they said it would.
pzykosiz - December 13, 2010, 5:22 pm
did you have to get a cesarian for that?
Hawamleh - December 13, 2010, 5:00 pm
just finished writing my play :D it's in Arabic, but still I'm proud of my child.
forseti - December 13, 2010, 4:30 pm
Don't mess with Don Scorpione... The amount of accidents is raising.
Hawamleh - December 13, 2010, 4:17 pm
I meant it as a joke as in if I post next he takes me out... sounded better in my head.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 13, 2010, 4:06 pm
It wasn't a joke. Who didn't get what? I hope you'll be smarter next time.
Hawamleh - December 13, 2010, 3:32 pm
I got banned for a day, that's why i was missing, apparently Grey didn't really get my joke :(
forseti - December 13, 2010, 10:13 am
Hawa is nervous because there are only 5 postings left to his first beard stubble... ;)
5150monkeylove - December 13, 2010, 9:48 am
I have a few min before i have to play dress up for work.
5150monkeylove - December 13, 2010, 9:44 am
so where is Hammy? Haven't seen a forum post from him in over a day... maybe he finally caught his elusive femme
5150monkeylove - December 13, 2010, 9:39 am
Sometimes they do, barring the inane rantings of some
forseti - December 13, 2010, 9:36 am
ROFL... yeah, you're right. The comments count! But I uploaded poster #300 today (of course with a 300 picture) and got this nice score. And I passed a big part of my exams last week. So I'm pretty happy right now ;)
5150monkeylove - December 13, 2010, 9:32 am
since he sold the van, privacy is harder to come by
5150monkeylove - December 13, 2010, 9:31 am
well deserved, sir. I myself stopped worrying about my scores since the anonymous voting, and some other folks on here with issues
forseti - December 13, 2010, 9:29 am
That's why you and Chompers were missing for about an hour at motifake convention last weekend?
forseti - December 13, 2010, 9:27 am
THANK YOU btw! Rude forseti...
5150monkeylove - December 13, 2010, 9:26 am
Its my fault... I find clowns and herpes both really funny subjects....Now both together was 5 perfect storms
forseti - December 13, 2010, 9:22 am
Good morning, America! Great day (for)²-seti! First time a 5.0 in my top10. 20 minutes I guess. But who cares...
5150monkeylove - December 12, 2010, 9:56 am
it double posted for some odd reason.
Hawamleh - December 12, 2010, 7:25 am
smn on?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 12, 2010, 4:42 am
A warning for low voting.....M. is working on it, Patience is a virtue my friend.
5150monkeylove - December 12, 2010, 2:39 am
warning for what?
5150monkeylove - December 12, 2010, 2:39 am
warning for what?
TheTrashHeap - December 12, 2010, 12:49 am
I just voted twice and got a warning?
Claire - December 10, 2010, 12:20 am
lol! Not quite.
5150monkeylove - December 10, 2010, 12:20 am
howdy claire! You curving bullets yet?
Claire - December 10, 2010, 12:19 am
Hello everyone.
5150monkeylove - December 10, 2010, 12:13 am
Hi ice
ICEMAN - December 9, 2010, 11:47 pm
And you still have a sense of humor?


~ SUNSCREEN ~ - There you have it, all the wisdom you'll ever need.


TAGS: sunscreen baz luhrman
Rating: 2.4/5

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Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 3, 2008, 12:37 pm
--well-known form of the essay is the successful music single released in 1999, credited to Baz Luhrmann." - from wikipedia, though I knew most of it. :)
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 3, 2008, 12:36 pm
"Wear Sunscreen or Sunscreen Speech are the common names of an essay actually called "Advice, like youth, probably just wasted on the young" written by Mary Schmich and published in the Chicago Tribune as a column in 1997. The most popular and well-known
Drenix - September 3, 2008, 12:19 pm
I once saw a video with that song, (well, not sure it was a song, but had something). And now I ask... do you have the name or anything? The author?. Tnx


HEYYYY! - HEYYY! HEYYY! HEYYY! IT'S ME!!!!




YOU ARE ONLY AS OLD AS YOU FEEL - THE SUN IS THE SAME IN A RELATIVE WAY BUT YOU'RE OLDER. -PINK FLOYD


TAGS: sun
Rating: 4.92/5

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Reality Lord - August 1, 2011, 7:59 am

wow...now that would be a great topic for a day on the calendar.
warehouseguru - August 1, 2011, 1:28 am
Thanks. You can never go wrong with pink floyd
Reality Lord - August 1, 2011, 12:40 am

shorter of breath and one day closer...say you got my taste of music already. welcome to the site.
warehouseguru - July 31, 2011, 10:11 pm
thanks
Greeny - July 31, 2011, 10:07 pm
sadly nice!
warehouseguru - July 31, 2011, 9:58 pm
thanks my friend
rerun - July 31, 2011, 9:56 pm

nice 1st poster, welcome to motifake.


OPPORTUNITY -




GREED - There is enough in the world for everyone's need, but not enough for everyone's greed.


TAGS: greed capital sin sunny
Rating: 4.3/5

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Claire - December 20, 2010, 11:10 pm
What's up Monkey-Boy!
5150monkeylove - December 20, 2010, 11:10 pm
hi Claire!
Claire - December 20, 2010, 11:07 pm
daimuldoon- take it to politifake. We don't need your prejudices.
lhobbes6 - December 20, 2010, 9:50 pm
actually Americas put more money in africa than any other country too bad theyre too lazy to help
daimuldoon - December 20, 2010, 7:56 pm
Yeah thats america for you
Hawamleh - December 19, 2010, 7:48 pm
A great one ( 5 lions btw) but i think the best one is lazy :D
SunnyDay - December 19, 2010, 6:08 pm
well thank you Master Cranky
crankyhead - December 19, 2010, 5:05 pm
this one's the best of the bunch sunny =)


GLUTTONY - Those who commit the Sin of Gluttony are punished in Hell by being forced to eat rats, toads, and snakes. And you were just worried about getting fat ?




I JUST FEEL SILLY -


TAGS: reverse cowgirl misunderstanding
Rating: 3.92/5

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Derek - January 8, 2010, 10:47 pm
Just keep gyrating there, and he'll make things exciting soon enough


E-X-C-E-R-C-I-S-E - Judge: spell exercise. Kid: could I have a definition. Judge: an activity, often performed outdoors, that requires physical exertion. Kid: Outdoors?




EPIPHANY -


TAGS: hubris sun sunflower world
Rating: 4.81/5

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spacedog - July 20, 2010, 7:26 pm
Thanks guys.
Haarakkon - July 20, 2010, 3:44 pm
Just right.
Sean - July 20, 2010, 2:37 pm
Perfect.
Faceplant31 - July 20, 2010, 10:54 am
FUKCING AMAZAZING!!! Spacedog!! 5L!
Bartimaeus - July 20, 2010, 3:31 am
Beautifully done, and rightfully so. For you. good sir, I give a 5L. Use it wisely, as it is not easily traded for drugs.
crankyhead - July 20, 2010, 1:03 am
I can't find the words to express how good this one is.
agdaniele - July 19, 2010, 11:53 pm
Magnificent.


PERFECTION -


TAGS: almost perfect sunset pollution
Rating: 4.79/5

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gas - August 5, 2011, 8:45 pm
or "the critic we all have in5ide" xD


MOTIFAKE ANNUAL BEACH PARTY - Everyone showed, as usual.


TAGS: beach sun tan medley
Rating: 4.72/5

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M0rd3kaI - April 18, 2012, 1:16 pm
Not in that picture... Where's my monkey?? you bastards! stop editing me out of your lives!!!! XD 5L


TRAFFIC TICKET - What's that ? You didn't think we give pretty women ticket ? Well, you're right, we don't.




THIS WORLD - Is my resting place that cradles me with every quake and wave




WISDOM - By three methods we may learn wisdom : First, by reflection, which is noblest; Second, by imitation, which is easiest; and third by experience, which is the bitterest.


TAGS: wisdom dumb dumbass stupid sunny
Rating: 4.24/5

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foresti - December 20, 2010, 6:50 pm
done often. and if you use quotes, you could name the author in the tags.
5150monkeylove - December 19, 2010, 11:27 pm
I like this one, It would be great if you took your time and made more like this. Wordflow is a little off, PM a reg for different formats to use. 4L


TSUNAMI - Stole my bike


TAGS: tsunami
Rating: 4.17/5

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palmat - April 6, 2011, 1:05 pm
:))
EmceeParadox - April 5, 2011, 8:18 pm
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I havent laughed this hard since i saw my father jerkin it over midget porn
DodgyDeath - March 31, 2011, 7:19 am
I don't know whether to laugh or cry D:


FOCUS -


TAGS: life time woman outdoor stare sun beach bikini sexy sea shell joke
Rating: 3.48/5

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Bartimaeus - September 20, 2009, 3:23 am
I see some flowers but no seashell...5/5
Zed - September 20, 2009, 2:31 am
Sea shell? What, is that some new euphemism for tits???
temp - September 20, 2009, 12:37 am
Sorry, all I see are the tread marks in the sand.


THIS IS BACON - He doesn't wear sunscreen Because he's BACON




LIFE IS ONE -


TAGS: rewards apache sunsets survival war
Rating: 4.71/5

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tellitlikeitis - January 24, 2012, 8:37 pm
Nice one.
djrcreative - January 23, 2012, 6:33 pm
"So, how was your day?" 'Meh. I died. Yours?' "That sucks. Mine was alright..." ;)
djrcreative - January 23, 2012, 6:32 pm
Thanks. :) Isn't the pic beautiful? Found it (and more, hence a war series) while image googling VETERANS (#147314). I have the large version, so AutoMotivator can make prints if anyone's interested. PM for details.
mariand - January 23, 2012, 5:30 pm
this is amsome...


NOT EVEN THE PROMISE OF THE NEXT BREATH -


TAGS: nature sunset death life men
Rating: 4.6/5

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carebear - March 12, 2012, 12:28 pm
(carebear BANNED)
EmilioDumphque - March 10, 2012, 7:15 pm
He's sorry???? Really?? I thought he was the one making the rules! I guess Epicurus was right.
carebear - February 27, 2012, 12:09 am
(carebear BANNED)
ars0n - February 24, 2012, 2:23 am
LOLL
maoworks2 - February 23, 2012, 3:20 pm
I Like That Very Much 5L.


ART OF WAR QUOTES -


TAGS: sun tzu art of war
Rating: 4.27/5

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GaryO - August 10, 2014, 11:52 pm
take me
curlyrocks - August 10, 2014, 1:29 pm
The tactic is older than this. I assume that's why B-17 crews painted h0t babes on the side of their planes. The luftwaffe would fly up see American broads and not want to kill a guy going home to that.
TerrorAustralis - September 13, 2010, 1:29 am
breaking the enemy resistance without fighting, otherwise known as stabbing your enemy in the dick with a "bladegina"... who ever said "make love not war" didnt see this coming


CHURCH OF THE ETERNAL RERUN -


TAGS: sunday lesson rerun pew
Rating: 4.07/5

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Budog - April 10, 2012, 4:17 pm
LOL love the humor. 5L
GaryO - April 10, 2012, 8:14 am
Heh heh, nice work up, Greeny. RR looks pretty good there.


GUNS - You can get much farther with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.




IRISH SUNGLASSES - My futures so bright, i gotta wear shades


TAGS: irish sunglasses abuse
Rating: 2.05/5
OH JESUS - June 12, 2009, 6:08 pm
Stop, please stop agdaniele! You're making it better!
agdaniele - June 12, 2009, 5:38 pm
Can't stop laughing? You are a piece of sh*t.
OH JESUS - June 12, 2009, 5:34 pm
I can't stop laughing!
Becca - January 14, 2009, 1:05 am
Abuse is never funny. This picture is definitely NOT funny.
Jommick - October 19, 2008, 8:37 pm
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHa, there's an ad about the Irish over there
RnR - August 11, 2008, 4:45 am
It's always funny if you're not at the receiving end
datnigga - August 11, 2008, 1:25 am
this is disturbing. how do any of you find this remotely funny?
ericke - July 2, 2008, 2:22 pm
"I deserved it for leaving the mop out"


Soul Food -


TAGS: sundae mcdonalds perspective hell people
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - January 14, 2015, 4:04 pm
Happy, bloody, skull face! Complete with grinning teeth! Luuuuuv it! And of course, well spoken, Cannibal! The harsher realities in life give it a certain zest that others cannot comprehend! 5L!


WHERE THE SUN DON'T SHINE - One of the most beautiful places on Earth!


TAGS: sun dont shine beautiful earth
Rating: 4.91/5

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forseti - May 18, 2012, 12:20 pm
true beauty!
mariand - May 17, 2012, 7:05 pm
Oh, it's a beautiful valley...


ONE DAY - The Sun will explode Destroying this planet and any proof that you ever existed


TAGS: sun love
Rating: 4.9/5

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maoworks2 - March 16, 2012, 1:36 pm
279 Days Too Go ?
carebear - March 16, 2012, 1:05 pm
(carebear BANNED)


OUTDOOR ACTIVITIES -




THANKS FOR THE BIKE -




SUNBURN CREAM -


TAGS: sunburn cream
Rating: 4.15/5

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djinnyf - April 26, 2011, 8:59 pm
yeah, and then the fever, the nauseas... I look at her and my head turns!! xx
rnbw00 - April 26, 2011, 8:10 pm
I once had a sunburn that bad. A breeze blew over me, and that hurt.
fascistfrenchman - October 20, 2010, 8:24 am
Instead of laying in bed, you decided to lay in the sun. Now we're both miserable :(


EXTRATERRESTRIAL LIFE - The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.




GLUTTONY - Gluttony is not a secret vice.


TAGS: gluttony capital sin sunny
Rating: 3.81/5

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fascistfrenchman - December 28, 2010, 6:59 pm
But sir, it's only a wafer-thin mint.... carbloosh! John Cleese was hilarious.


THANKSGIVING -




GREYBEARDS -


TAGS: greybeard wheelchair heels sunny day
Rating: 4.74/5

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forseti - August 18, 2011, 1:30 pm
Keep rollin'! 5L
mariand - August 18, 2011, 10:38 am
I have this picture from more than a week and I had no time to put it on a poster...anyway, 5 wheels


LUST - Society drives people crazy with lust and calls it advertising.


TAGS: lust capital sin sunny
Rating: 4.28/5

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GreyScorpion - December 19, 2010, 7:29 pm
Tapped, Eva Mendes
guyfox - December 19, 2010, 7:19 pm
tagged


SMILE - All the statistics in the world can't measure the warmth of a smile. ~Chris Hart




FEMALE FOOTBALL - The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public.




CONCEPTUAL MISUNDERSTANDING - Someone failed to tell the Jihadist terrorists that the 72 virgins were pork




LADY TSUNADE - Is eagerly awaiting Narutarded.


TAGS: naruto tsunade
Rating: 3.7/5

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cthulhufhtagn - May 31, 2011, 7:24 am
What the hell is this shit, why does Tsunade have no NIPPLES???
anwaraliraqi - April 6, 2010, 10:51 am
wow
Fatt Matt - February 16, 2010, 3:55 pm
LMFAO
thatonechick - February 16, 2010, 7:17 am
I will.
MrBlack - February 16, 2010, 7:13 am
I don't think anyone has PMed me... I'll have te check
thatonechick - February 16, 2010, 7:10 am
Did aggy PM you? He told me he was... There are actually several reasons I'm pretty cool with not being Naru,
MrBlack - February 16, 2010, 7:05 am
But if she was real?
thatonechick - February 16, 2010, 6:47 am
No, no, no. I like being real, and not imaginary.
MrBlack - February 16, 2010, 6:28 am
Thank ye kindly. And lets be honest, pretty much everyone here would give their eye te be the one she's waitin for.
rerun - February 16, 2010, 6:20 am

wow, fantasy chasing fiction, gotta love it
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 15, 2010, 11:34 pm
I should have said tribute. The shopped pic of a woman with 2 sets of legs and no torso.
agdaniele - February 15, 2010, 11:21 pm
Culos dedication?
agdaniele - February 15, 2010, 11:20 pm
The fact that someone is singing the praises of Naru without any knowledge? That is an approval regardless of status! Clueless.... He just shouted it from the mountain!
MrRandom - February 15, 2010, 11:18 pm
This is............ late and ironic, is it not?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 15, 2010, 11:15 pm
This is fine, But my culos dedication was ruled nsfw?....there is no god.
agdaniele - February 15, 2010, 11:02 pm
Jackpot! WTG MrBlack!!!!


SUN SHINY DAYS - Perfect for picnics


TAGS: sunshine picnic birds
Rating: 3.05/5

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Faggot - October 7, 2009, 2:03 am
Thats the sims


THE SUN - It will burn out!


TAGS: the sun
Rating: 2.92/5

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Studio Dave - April 24, 2009, 9:37 am
So what if it burns out? will you be around? Choose cremation cos buddy, it'll happen whether you like it or not
LOLOLOL - April 6, 2009, 9:13 pm
Human by then WILL inhabit other worlds and we will evacuate Earth in time.
Deep-Fried Fred - March 12, 2009, 9:59 am
Yup, 5-6 billion years left. Break out the marshmallows
Burnt Out - January 6, 2009, 7:17 am
Actually, the Sun is about half way through its prime and will not change significantly as a star for another 5 billion years. (Not quite 60 billion but I hope you will be able to get a few frames in.)
Elwood - December 3, 2008, 1:01 am
It should take another 60 billion years (estimated) before it goes supernova and engulfs Mercury, Venus and the Earth. (Hope it doesn't happen on a Tuesday, 'cuz I bowl on Wednesdays.)
fucking retards - October 6, 2008, 6:44 pm
THIS is actually a DEmotivational poster, not some ripoff from /b/, people who gave 1 stars needs to get a brain, and no, I wasn't the one who posted this image


BEING SUPPORTIVE -


TAGS: pzy sun pat back support
Rating: 5/5

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BobbEdwards - May 6, 2013, 11:25 pm
Don't know whether to laugh or wince. 5L
GaryO - December 9, 2012, 7:24 am
Ah, a good base
ughomer - December 9, 2012, 4:17 am
2nd degree 5L
spacedog - December 9, 2012, 2:11 am
Ay chihuahua! 5L
koolkid - December 8, 2012, 10:41 pm
:) I say the same
Iconoclast - December 8, 2012, 9:40 pm
I have felt your pain. Should have used stronger sunblock. 5L


NOTHING NEW UNDER THE SUN -


TAGS: fat tan sun pool
Rating: 4.67/5

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carebear - March 28, 2012, 12:49 pm
(carebear BANNED)
NuttunButt - March 27, 2012, 4:33 pm
Makes fun of over weight people check


HEAR IT? -


TAGS: sunset alone
Rating: 4.64/5

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champ99 - September 24, 2012, 9:10 am
Thanks Greeny!
Greeny - September 20, 2012, 5:55 pm
N1 Champ - good to see you back!


VACATION -


TAGS: in the summer sun cubby
Rating: 4.64/5

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5150monkeylove - October 18, 2010, 11:13 am
amsome cubby!
Neener - October 18, 2010, 1:59 am
I love this!
jameswnash - October 18, 2010, 1:47 am
lol


JOURNALISM - Fake it till you make it. And then keep faking...


TAGS: lena sundstr m
Rating: 4.38/5

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I WANNA SING-A -


TAGS: singa moona suna springa
Rating: 4.36/5

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GySgt1811 - March 13, 2011, 7:12 pm
I wanna sing-a, about a me-a and you-a and a day in June-a... 5 chuckles.


FIRST IMPRESSION - Never try to impress a woman on the first date, because if you do she'll expect you to keep up the standard for the rest of your life.




NO NO NO -


TAGS: nuns misunderstanding rappelling repelling
Rating: 3.83/5

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Derek - February 12, 2010, 3:28 pm
Evil nuns?


ENGLAND - Because even in the Land of Tradition, nothing lightens the atmosphere like a good fart.


TAGS: ceremony fart royalty sunny england
Rating: 3.13/5

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GreyScorpion - December 23, 2010, 9:01 am
91506


CHAIRWAY TO HEAVEN - Why don't you take a seat over there...


TAGS: our chairs will block out the sun
Rating: 2.45/5

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rerun - September 15, 2010, 8:52 pm

440, I may approve it just for the hell pf in, maybe not for the same reasons
Zealot - September 15, 2010, 8:39 pm
no buying your way in?
440wakeup - September 15, 2010, 8:21 pm
well get used 2 it, as soon as the dust clears I'm reposting it under one of mine
rerun - September 15, 2010, 7:32 pm

inferior or not, it is no excuse...this only means you found a better copy posted elsewhere and submitted as your own.....yet again an example of plagerism
forseti - September 15, 2010, 3:02 pm
this one is better than the old one. i like it, 5 lions from me ;)
Ed-Hyde - September 15, 2010, 1:47 pm
It's regularly suggested to new motifakers to utilize the search function. I thought I'd seen 'Chairway' before and found it in 30 seconds. Keep submitting, but take a moment to make sure you are being original.
brnn19 - September 15, 2010, 1:43 pm
Haven't seen it before, inferior work, though.
Ed-Hyde - September 15, 2010, 1:38 pm
74493


TSUNAMI-KILLER WAVES DUDE - Catch a wave and you're surfin' on top of the world. Dude.




Lonely? -


TAGS: canoe golden sunrise
Rating: 5/5

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Thedge - December 30, 2014, 8:20 am
Thanks, Missy. Peace be with you.
MissPriss - December 30, 2014, 12:59 am
5L...did me proud!
Thedge - December 27, 2014, 10:32 pm
Canoes. They will take you to spiritual places. Glad you liked the thought.
GaryO - December 27, 2014, 9:38 pm
5av'd. Really good'n


here comes the sun -


TAGS: sunrise
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Reality Lord - April 8, 2015, 7:14 am

thought of you. dropping this over to twist
rerun - April 7, 2015, 8:20 pm

I am adopting this


THE FUTURE -


TAGS: sunrise sunset tracks midlife
Rating: 4.87/5

More motifakes by spacedog

Reality Lord - November 24, 2010, 8:34 am

demotivating to the point of suicide. nice one dog!!!!
rerun - November 23, 2010, 9:15 pm

amsome


WTF -


TAGS: men women misunderstanding fridge note
Rating: 4.7/5

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mariand - November 27, 2014, 7:09 pm
ah women...they always have to ruin something...and we have to fix it... and when everything's fine, they ruin their husband.;)
mizzdizz - November 27, 2014, 2:19 pm
Men! Gotta S-P-E-L-L it out for them and use very small simple words so they can understand otherwise 'no comprende senora!' 5 laughing lionesses!
Oldsod - November 27, 2014, 6:55 am
He'll figger it out about dinner time. Riotou5!


FLORIDA - My parents didn't want to move to Florida, but they turned sixty and that's the law.


TAGS: florida retired old sunny
Rating: 4.63/5

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rudeboy308 - May 20, 2011, 7:56 pm
"God's Waiting Room"--that's what we called Florida when I was growing up in that state.
SunnyDay - December 21, 2010, 12:12 pm
the teeth get in the way of all the good stuff anyway
Derek - December 20, 2010, 4:50 pm
Much better the ones with no teeth.
Donkasaurus - December 19, 2010, 10:45 pm
Yeh florida is cool, lots of hot young women...but when you go hunting for an older woman your only option is a melanoma afflicted 60 year old woman with 2 teeth.


ALIMONY - Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.


TAGS: alimony dead horse divorce sunny
Rating: 4.62/5

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Hawamleh - December 20, 2010, 3:15 pm
shit voted before I looked at the comment... shame
Faceplant31 - December 20, 2010, 10:26 am
109249


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